the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend myself from hooks.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend reading Sarah Palin's book.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my homework!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my belt

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Barack Obama

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Processed foods from Alaska

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend To go shopping with palin for shoes to match her red light.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Palin's veto pen and charge card from the government.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend davey basso

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my body in mid air gravity sucks !

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend High milk prices

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend RNC Robocalls

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Watching Fox News

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend I'm going to suspend going to work today.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend daveybasso bashing

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend voting republican

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend disco music!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my life!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend ginger

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend fun

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend going to the bathroom

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Revisiting Old demons

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend appearing on letterman

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend baking muffins

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend obama

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend watching the debates in order to pick up another six pack

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend any hope that bailout plan will bring back Fluffy. We miss you Fluffy, and your zombie bones.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend learning about supreme court rulings. who needs 'em?

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing that Alaska is a microcosm of America. Shit's too cold for that.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing that Alaska is a microcosm of America. Shit's too cold for that.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend reading every newspaper and magazine. that was really a lot of work, come to think of it.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend eating lunch. no lunch from now on

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend I'm going to suspend in mid-air.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Moose Hunting

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend getting out of bed

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend beer

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the big plan to retire early. "Can I take your order please?"

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend thinking those dirty thoughts about Sarah Palin

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend sexual relations with that woman

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend sky diving

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend chicken nuggets

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my pants

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend eating at anything beginning with Mc

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my suspenders

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my pants

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend John McCain's existence

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend trampling the underclass

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend snorting gold dust

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend chocolate

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend trying to learn how to play the piano

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend caring about John McCain

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend disbelief in the American Dream

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend homework

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend not getting laid

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend cheap flip sarcastic responses to legitimate attempts to respond to a crisis

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the iraq war.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend The economy's tanking, my campaign's drowning! I am going to suspend the Palinator!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my future.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend any guilt over lack of retirement investment

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend habeas corpus

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend homework

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend saying,"I told you so."

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the american dream

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend ads

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend retirement

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my dream of actually retiring

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my belief that love will conquer all. Apparently we're doing a great job of deconstructing ourselves.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing that I won't be supporting my parents when they retire

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my fear that I haven't invested anything in the stock market.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend you

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend barak obama

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend suspenders

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend suspension

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend dressing my family in corduroy and denim

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend eating Steak N Shake.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend feeling happy ever again

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend all federal funding except for defense!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend thinking negative thoughts. That'll get 'em!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend ice cream castles in the sky

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend giving a shit

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend trying to reach out to my neighbors

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend reading the newspaper anymore

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my ders

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend wishing that my dog would get better

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my disbelief in free-markets being the best thing since sliced bread!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing that children are our future

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend looking Barack Obama in the eye

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my opponent by his ankles, hanging from the cage that surrounds the ring, then pummel him with chairshots until he succumbs to my finishing move and I am crowned, once again, the king of the ring

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend brocaine

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my rate of failure with the English language. (churches, not church's)

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the belief that church's are sacred. (There's gold in there!!! Have at it!!!)

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the top 1% of the population's wealth, by force.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend orgies of spending

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing that there is such a thing as fairness to life anymore

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend talking about the debate

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend reading the jesus tracts that just showed up on here

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend milk

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend NOT suspending anything............. For God so loved the world. He gave his only begotten Son. so that those who believe in him will never perish, but have everlasting life John 3:16

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend JESUS IS LORD!!!!!!!!!!! if you don't know him get to. He is the only way to heaven

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Not suspending anything i'm going to continue on living for my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Not suspending anything, but i'm gonna keep on living for Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my secret desire to watch Sarah Palin try to escape from a pair of chinese fingercuffs.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Living For self, and this world.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my respiratory system

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend going to the toilet, in fact.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing it's Friday

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend staring into the void

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my breathing

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my sense of outrage while watching the debates tonight. Or, at least, I'll try to

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend working. hello weekend!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend listening

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend i'm going to suspend holding my pee while in traffic

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend I can't decide! The suspense is killing me!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my balls from a harness

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend winter from coming. The weather is beautiful today

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my disbelief when watching Palin TV interviews.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend logic

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend myself from voting Republican.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend chocolate truffles sprinkled with gold dust. It's so old economy.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend that "Chocolate Rain" song from every playing in my head again. Stupid song.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my moose-skinning fantasies with a very naked Sarah Palin.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend spending 15 percent of my monthly paycheck on hookers and blow. Or not.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Reba McEntire.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my high school vice-principal because he tried to suspend me.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend any and all excretions and secretions.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my suspension of disbelief (so I can start disbelieving again)

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend bacteria in a petri dish

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend you!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend work

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my penis

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my democratic values in favor of vicious capitalism disguised as christian value based conservativism.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my poop in water.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend saying "Bless you" after someone sneezes.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend this crushing hangover

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend feeling like a jackass when I wear a suit

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend looking both ways when I cross the street

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend holding my farts in front of company

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend all of the middle school kids in America

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend half of my masturbating quotient

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend suspending the campaign.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing in the omnipotent power of truth, justice, and the american way

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend suspending my campaign, so I can debate in Mississippi after all.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend eating too little. too much from here on

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend regular bathroom breaks

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend all my porn sites

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the government

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend all the students in my husband's school

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend judgement

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend gravity

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend disbelief

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend animation

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend listening to Neil Diamond

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my pants

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend wetland reports

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend praying that god will deliver us from evil

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend waiting for this damn train

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend making money.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend belief

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend eating bagels with cream cheese. Butter only from now on

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend wondering if my friend's baby arrived. It has!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend exercise

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my disbelief

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend wearing nice clothes to work

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend acting like anybody gives a shit

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend being on time for work anymore

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my belief in a just and caring world

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend i'm going to suspend paying my taxes!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend thinking about anyone other than Barack Obama becoming President

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my husband

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my cat

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend everybody's pants

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my US residency

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend doing laundry

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my belief in John McCain's credibility

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the idea that I will ever get a full night's sleep again

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend disbelief

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Roxanne

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend McCain

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend mom

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend doing it right

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend DESERT YOU

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend flushing flushing flushing

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the toilet

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend suspension

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend quantum loop gravity

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend air lifting logs from hawera

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend breathing

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend living

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the large hadron collider in a colloidal suspension of jello. With the Hey Kool-Aid Man!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my belief in the invisible hand. Show yourself, hand!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend paying my mortgage, student loans, and credit card debts until Henry Paulson rolls up to my house with a wheelbarrow of cash!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend gravity

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend time and space!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend a tightrope between the twin towers

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend depends

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend I'm going to suspend a line for clothes.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend deez nuts

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Picking boogers out of my nose and rolling them into little balls and flicking them at idiotic presidential candidates that suspend their lack of judgement!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my wife's life support

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend that lurking feeling that the last eight years were just a bad dream

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend LARRY KING

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the world series

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend myself over that toilet

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my pace maker. oh sh-

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend sex

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my douching routine

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Eating chocolate candy.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my self-esteem

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend RUSSIA

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend taxes

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my campaign! My name is John McCain and I approve this message

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend your mom

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the economy

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend everything

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend THE INTERNETS

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my epic failure jk lol

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend hamsters

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my pants

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Pubic Hairs

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend nothing. The toilet is full. Flush it before the shit hits the fan!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my disbelief

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my belief that my son will ever go to sleep

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my job

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend every one of my students.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my fear that change isn't possible

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend working for pay!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend hoping for another season of Deadwood.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend scratching where it itches

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend ed animation.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend Facebook.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my suspenders!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend upside down in the middle of Central Park

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend work

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend believing in a better world than this

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend walking until I'm done chewing gum.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend walking until I'm done chewing gum.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend worrying about the big picture.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend pretending that Republicans are relevant anymore.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend campaigning for a free hot dog in every pot.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend paying my taxes

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend wearing sackcloth and ashes.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend looking in my couch for grocery and beer money

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend hope

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend being vigilant in the global war on terror

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend disbelief

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend suspense novels

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend suspenders

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend tarck bikes

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend myself from a hook

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend cake! no wait. I'm going to suspend the anti-cake-freedom-haters.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend sleeping

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend being broke. Rich from here on out

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my home renovation plans, and spread the misery to my contractor!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend John McCain's chances at becoming President!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend wishing I was thinner and faster

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my suspenders

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my balls

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend bacon

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend masturbating.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend I will suspend masturbating.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend sobriety

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend staying at work so late

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend obsessively washing my hands

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend the diet I was just about to begin. Oh economy, stay terrible forever!

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend being an island in the stream

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend 80 hour work weeks

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my lifelong abstinence from drugs and sex.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend shopping for that seventh house

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend knitting

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend resisting the urge to punch douchebags in the face

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend eating veggies

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend getting older

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend reading about the damn presidential campaign

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend blogging

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my disbelief, willfully.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend eating bacon--or maybe not

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend shaving my armpits

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend my right to habeus corpus

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend running over animals on purpose

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend reality.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend brushing my teeth.

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend lack of judgement when using Internet applications

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend feeding my kid

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend wires from the rooftop and hang my balls out on them?

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend bowel movements

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend twittering

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend clicking off the next Dynamiters song

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend making dinner tonight

the economy's in the toilet! I'm going to suspend putting on pants